korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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handsomedogs:

instinct-photography's Belgian Malinois, Onyx

Clearly, after doing cocaine

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ultrafunnypictures:


This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

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awwww-cute:

Job interview

awwww-cute:

Job interview

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In my book it does. Means give me your sales pitch gurrl.. :)

In my book it does. Means give me your sales pitch gurrl.. :)

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gastrogirl:

beet crust pizza.

gastrogirl:

beet crust pizza.

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site


Lolol omg i cant rofl

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

Lolol omg i cant rofl

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"aw that sucks :("

me as a professional therapist (via guy)

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screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

image

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We’re damned to live forever, with no release, no end. And I need you to share it with me.

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landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

landofthelosers:

cannot see the haters

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